What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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