R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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