Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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