I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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