We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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