Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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