:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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