he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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