Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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