Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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