Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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