i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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