I just threw up on my dentist
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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