Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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