omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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