I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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