i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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