So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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