Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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