Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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