im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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