and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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