I think i peed on brittanys purse
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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