New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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