ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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