Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize