This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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