you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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