sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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