loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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