it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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