If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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