i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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