Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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