Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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