no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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