there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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