and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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