i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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