I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Nicole vs. Life
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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you traded sex for a burrito?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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