she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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