yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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