You don't have asthma, your pregnant
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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