My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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