my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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