Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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