I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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I want a musical about memes.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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