i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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