I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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