Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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